Too Much of a Good Thing

Lollipop suppers. Jellybean porridge. Candy cane sandwiches. Marshmallow butter on my toasted chocolate bars. Painting my toenails with pink frosting and curling my hair with licorice cigars. Too much of a good thing can lead to bad ideas. Bad ideas can lead to toothaches that make your heart bleed. Blood tastes bad in your mouth and creates ice cream screams. Better wash it down with soda pop tears.

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